ALphebet

This is a reveiw of the alphbet. Right-off-the-bat I want to reveiw the word ‘alphbet’ itself because i do’nt think ‘alphpbet’ is the best word to describ what it is becuase it does’nt tell you what it is proply. When you see the worde ‘run’ than you kno what it means. When you see ‘worm’ than you know it is a wrom. As such, i proposs that there shuld be a new word for alphabet and that it MUST contane every letter in the alphebt so that people know.

There are 26 lettres in the alphbet and they ar:

Abcde fgh ijklmnopqrstu.vwxyz

I do’nt think I shuld hav to poynt this out BUT some people can get confuzed and that is that ther ar NO numbers in there! if you ever see an alphbet with numbers in it than you are probabley looking at a fancy scyence word or a strete adres. 

The alphbet is grate becuase you can litrally make any word up from it. Go on and try it! You can even use the lettres more than ones for really big words. if you are a RISKTAKER than you can maek up your own words and try and crete your own langwij. Here are some I did erlyer:

Flazzle – this is adjectiv to describe what something tastes like.

Sombrot – a thing what you where on your feet.

If your going to go ahed and make your own langwij than youl be needing more than just twoo words however. If your langwij gets big and alot people start talking it than you could get very famous just liek the first people who invented there own respectiv langwijs. The alphbet is pretty grate as it is right now. it does’nt need any new ltters or to take any away but I did think it could be stremelind more so that speling can be done quickly and riting to. 

Some conjugated lettres i thot up:

1.    chee-e                                                                                                        3. fa! 

                               

                                               

   2. sssist-t  



im not even going to aks for eny royeltees becuase thats just how improtnt I think these letters are! The world needs them! You can goahed and start using these new conjugatd letters right-away! impress yor frends, astond yor enemys!

There ar alot diffrent langwijs in the woreld and all of them are very good BUT English is the best just ask the trillions of people who spek it. everyone says engislh is the hardest langwij to lern but they have just not tride hard enuff. the alphbet as we know it used by alot of the langwijs avaleable but some use madeup letters and even numbers.

  This is som Mandarin i think. i ca’nt renember where I got it from. DONOT confuze it with the frute.

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When the Russins were’nt busy playing cold war with the other chillens they were busy performng horibl expermints on the alphbet!                               =>

 

<=  This is the Baybayin alphbet! But when you say these caracters out lowd then it turns into the owdible langwij of Tagalog! 

<=  This is some mores code! It is used by the army to send secret messages to ech other!

i don’t know wat these words mean becuase i just toke them from the internet so if they are offensiv than i am sorry.

so where dos the alhpbet come from? Well! i'll tell you. When you are born from day one your parents start giving you the alphbet bit by bit. Just a little bit at a time otherwise you get to much as a bayby and then you get overloded. eventually your parents stop teching you the alphbet and you start getting it from skool, the teachers there and then your friends. you'l even start getting new words from the TV and books and mysic. you can never have them all though becuase they are infinite just like numbers! HOWEVER if we kepe going backwards we will evenshully come to a poynt where the alphbet gets born. Your parents gave you the alphbet, their parents gave it to them, and so on. but it had to start somewhere. And it did. But i ca’nt tell you were that is becuase no-one knows! To this very day the etternil kweshun remanes: wher did the alphabet come from? frankley, i beleive we’l never know where it came from.

It is probly safer that we do’nt know becuase if we did we wuld probly just abuuse it or something or try and geneticly modify to make it better..

A clevr analogey is that the alphbet is likebilding blocks. now if you have bilding blocks you can just go about bilding one thing and then you brek it and you bild another. we bild the words up and using the lettres but we can make millons of difrent combinashuns of words from them! Aslong as you are’nt in a speling competishun than whateve you spel does’nt matter so you can go wild and have fun!

That’s all i can relly tell you about the alphbet for now! in terms of everything there is I’d have to give the alphbet a 26 out of 26. Thats an alphbet joke by-the-way! No, it wuld be a 10 out of 10 in all seriesnes.

FIRE

This is a big one! hopefuly this reveiw helps you to understnd the true nature of fier and why i beleive deserves a 10/10 in terms of eveything there is. wHere to start though? seeing as fire is a very large topic to talk about im going to start by discusing its’ history.

It was originaly beleived that fire was a gift from the gods but this is absolute rubish of course. it is a well known fact that fire was both discovered as well as inventd at the same tiem. It’s just one of thos things. it was discovered by a cavemen billions of years ago in the B.C. it was found during the rain too, which was grate because everyone could get warm afterwrds. after a succesfull hunting expedshun to catch a dinosaur      or whatever, the cavemen returnd to there cave to discovr  that there was a fire there already. One of them had left a toster on on accident and it had caught fire whislt they were out. At first the cavemen reacted with fear because it was somethng theyd never seen before. eventually however they ended up cookign the dinosaur meet on it and then ate it (the dinosaur meet not the fire). after doing that they started using the fire for other stuff like they playd games with it and gave it to their frends in nearby caves.  cavemen also thought fire was so important that they even drew it into their cave paintings.

Fast forward like a billion and some years to about teh 1600s. fire was used to burn down the London bridge to make way for a better one and also to destroy the Bubonic playg. fire went underground for a while after this, only to reappear later on the 1900s when it was pared up with metal and railways to invent the train. it was a steam train and it could travel at quite a good spped. It wasnt much later that fire would become a household name. just go look in your kicthen right now. Think of all the fire in there and how it helps you do everything in there. There’s fire in the oven. In the microwav. Thers fire in the light in the kithcen. There’s even fire in the frijge. It doesn’t make sense right now but yes the heat of fire is used to maek the cold in your frijge. Just be thankful that somebody tamed fire bcause it can be very dangerous.  

Fire shuold come with soem kind of warning lable on it. It would say ‘becareful because this is hot and burns’ except it cant because the fire would burn it up. Fire is like that. people need to know though and hopefuly this reveiw can help. Especially infants and babies becuase they get burnd often. fire is a notoreous killer. It is relentles and is probably responsibel for the deaths of at least a hundred thowsand people each year. thats right. Some people survive fire sure but they are then burn victims and you get diffrent degrees of burn victims depending on the severeity of the brun. But basicaly you spend a few months looking like a mummy and thats NO FUN. So be careful around fire.

Fire has soooo many uses as i sed earlier. im not going to list all of them becuase there are alot. Basically if something is flammable you can use fire on it, so that counts as a use.

I will go over the most important ones though:

1.) burning stuff.

2.) cooking food.

3.) heat

4.) light

5.) heat and light at the same time.

i have also been told that fire can be used a weapon like in a gun or something but that sounds liek a horribl thing to do to someone. Unless they deserve it. fire can be used to scare people who don’t understand what it is becuase they dont know what it is and its scary. They will probbly think it is magic or advanced sceince and then you can bend them to your will. fire can be used to send messages to other people in the form of signils though it is dangeros to send messages like this and letters are much saver. Fire also creats smoke as a byproduct and smoke is also quite good though not as good as fire is.

Fire is very popular in modern culture. There are lots of books about fire. and music and songs about fire. even bands named after fire. ALot of movies are also about fire. at this point it is also poynunt to note that all of the abovementioned things can be destroyed by using fier and this is like irony or hyperbolee or something.  Fier also has great esthetic  value. It can be seen in tatoos. It can be seen on cars as a sticker or sometimes coming out of the exhaust even. Fire can also be kept in the house but only in a fireplace, otherwise it can get out of control. Which is BAD. DO NOT let fire get out of control. You shouldn’t use fire on people atall. However this rule can be ignorde if the person is already dead then you can burn them to make ash. This is what cremashun is. Then you can use the ash for something else but mostly people keep it in vazes on the counter and say “that’s uncle Terry over there on the counter”. OR they throw it in the see.

 

If you want your own fire around the hous then there are a few ways you can get a fire going. These are:

          1. Matches

          2. lighters

          3. get it from a neighber

          4. Also the SUN   

      apparently you can also get fire from sticks and rocks but i dont know how to do this. I mighthve seen it in a movie once but I thought it was a special effec and not a tried-and-tested method or real. becareful when you have the fire though so you don’t get hurt. It would be in your best intrest to wear gloves or have water nearby just incase. Definitely keep out-of-reach of children.  Sand is also good. It can put thefire out if you throw it on it and the children can also play in it (the sand). Things which are flammable burn and things which are inflammable burn to. It means the same thing so dont get confused. It is not widely known that everything burns. It may not look liek it but yes it will burn. It just takes longer.  If by chance you do catch fire you should immediately as fast as possible do the following: stop drop and roll. Fire is sometimes soo dangerous that some people think you should play with guns before you play with fire. YOU be the jugde!

Well! Thats really all there is to know about fire. I hope this reveiw has helpt open your mind to the truly awe-inspring power that fire possesses. It’s tough to give fier anything below a ten out of 10 because of just how great it is. So 10.

hAmsters

ths is a reveiw about hamsters. Hamsters are small mammels which are often kept as pets by people. they are furry and live in cages. Hamsters are not as big as cats but are definitely smaller than dogs. They tend to b overlooked simply because they ar not really great pets and also becuase they are small and you don't alwyas see them. it Is my intention to use this reveiw to highlite some of the importnt points about hamsters as well as to discus some of there history as well also.

Contrary to popular beleif hamsters were not invented by people but were insted evolved from dinosaurs billions of years ago. small dinosuars, sure, but dinosaurs none-the-less. hAmsters used to be quite vicsious-looking creatures and had things like claws and tusks and could secrete poison. sOme scientists also believe that certian speceis of hamsters could even fly. Over time and through the magic of evolutoin hamsters became less violint and more freindly. This was a wise choice on teh hampsters part because people like them more as they are now. Hamsters are herbivoreous by nature and eat things that are plants and/or green. Some hamsters have been known to be cannibals because they sometims eat other hampsters. Hamsters do not eat people. Any more.

it was somewhere around the 1200 A.Ds that hamsters were first discovred. it was under a rock or in a cave or something. it was only later howevr in like the 1900s that hamstes were tamed for the first time. tHe first tamed hamster was showcsed in a traveling circus and gathered alot of attention. This would eventually lead to the popularity of hamspters increasng worldwide as well as to their resultign status ofbeing grate pets.

In modern society hamsters, are kept as pets by about 95% of people. the other 5% have dogs or Cats. hamsters live inside small houses. these houses are inside cages because the hamster is notouries for being very savety conscius. hamsters spend most of their days doing hamster things. this includes:

a.) running on hamster wheels.

b.) sleeping.

c.) eating other hamsters.

d.) biting small children that liek to squueze them.

e.) sleeping more.

hamsters can be taught a variety of tricks. however, the lerning process is a tough one because hampsters do not speak english at all. however through a combinatoin of hand signals and electric stimultion the desired outcome can b acheived. as i mentioned earlier hamsters are herbiverous. when kept as pets thay will eat nuts, smaller nuts, and sawdust. this is useful because hamsters also live in sawdust. being very small means that hampsters are also veyr portable. what this means is that you can take your hamstr to school or even to your freinds house. they can slip easily into socks, backpacks, pockets, and also can be placed under most hats. Hamsters can even be put in the mouth.  ihave treid it and would not recmmend it because i almost swallowed it and that would be bad. and they are furry and it is not a grate texture at all.

hamsters are a great 'starter' pet for young children because they are smaller than dogs etc. this means that if parents want to test out there childrens pet-keeping abilities then hampsters are the way to go. if the child is able to take care of the hamster than they can maybe get a bigger pet in the future like two hamsters, a dog, or even a snak.e however, if the hamster dies (not to be confused wiht sleeping) than the parents might have to reconsider geting a nother pet or getting no pet atall.

hamsters are able to live for long periods of time, ranging betwen 1 day to 4 years. yes, it may sound like a gamble, but if you can mantain a hamster well then it will be just the best pet ever. 4 year old hamstes are considerd very old by hampster standards because they are like 73 in human years or soemthing and should be treated with respect and not thrown around or whatevr. hamsters can be turned into more hamsters by breeding them. you will need a boy hamster and a girl hamster to do this and a house for them to go in. baby hamsters are very cute but sometimes the girl hamster will eat them. i don't know why. DONOT try to breed hamsters with other animals becuase it is a bad idea and the world just isnt ready for those sort of thngs.

in conclusion, let's look at some of the pros and cons of hamsters:

Pros:                                                                Cons:

- small                                                             - small

- portable                                                        - can be swallowd on accident

- entertainging                                                  - cnanot understand english

- have a grate history

-can be turned into more hamsters

well! i hope this reveiw of hamsters has helped to change some of your opinoins about hamsters and, in the future, you may consider getting a hamster as a pet. i would rate hmasters as being about 7.8 out of 10 in terms of eveyrthing there is.