ALphebet

This is a reveiw of the alphbet. Right-off-the-bat I want to reveiw the word ‘alphbet’ itself because i do’nt think ‘alphpbet’ is the best word to describ what it is becuase it does’nt tell you what it is proply. When you see the worde ‘run’ than you kno what it means. When you see ‘worm’ than you know it is a wrom. As such, i proposs that there shuld be a new word for alphabet and that it MUST contane every letter in the alphebt so that people know.

There are 26 lettres in the alphbet and they ar:

Abcde fgh ijklmnopqrstu.vwxyz

I do’nt think I shuld hav to poynt this out BUT some people can get confuzed and that is that ther ar NO numbers in there! if you ever see an alphbet with numbers in it than you are probabley looking at a fancy scyence word or a strete adres. 

The alphbet is grate becuase you can litrally make any word up from it. Go on and try it! You can even use the lettres more than ones for really big words. if you are a RISKTAKER than you can maek up your own words and try and crete your own langwij. Here are some I did erlyer:

Flazzle – this is adjectiv to describe what something tastes like.

Sombrot – a thing what you where on your feet.

If your going to go ahed and make your own langwij than youl be needing more than just twoo words however. If your langwij gets big and alot people start talking it than you could get very famous just liek the first people who invented there own respectiv langwijs. The alphbet is pretty grate as it is right now. it does’nt need any new ltters or to take any away but I did think it could be stremelind more so that speling can be done quickly and riting to. 

Some conjugated lettres i thot up:

1.    chee-e                                                                                                        3. fa! 

                               

                                               

   2. sssist-t  



im not even going to aks for eny royeltees becuase thats just how improtnt I think these letters are! The world needs them! You can goahed and start using these new conjugatd letters right-away! impress yor frends, astond yor enemys!

There ar alot diffrent langwijs in the woreld and all of them are very good BUT English is the best just ask the trillions of people who spek it. everyone says engislh is the hardest langwij to lern but they have just not tride hard enuff. the alphbet as we know it used by alot of the langwijs avaleable but some use madeup letters and even numbers.

  This is som Mandarin i think. i ca’nt renember where I got it from. DONOT confuze it with the frute.

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When the Russins were’nt busy playing cold war with the other chillens they were busy performng horibl expermints on the alphbet!                               =>

 

<=  This is the Baybayin alphbet! But when you say these caracters out lowd then it turns into the owdible langwij of Tagalog! 

<=  This is some mores code! It is used by the army to send secret messages to ech other!

i don’t know wat these words mean becuase i just toke them from the internet so if they are offensiv than i am sorry.

so where dos the alhpbet come from? Well! i'll tell you. When you are born from day one your parents start giving you the alphbet bit by bit. Just a little bit at a time otherwise you get to much as a bayby and then you get overloded. eventually your parents stop teching you the alphbet and you start getting it from skool, the teachers there and then your friends. you'l even start getting new words from the TV and books and mysic. you can never have them all though becuase they are infinite just like numbers! HOWEVER if we kepe going backwards we will evenshully come to a poynt where the alphbet gets born. Your parents gave you the alphbet, their parents gave it to them, and so on. but it had to start somewhere. And it did. But i ca’nt tell you were that is becuase no-one knows! To this very day the etternil kweshun remanes: wher did the alphabet come from? frankley, i beleive we’l never know where it came from.

It is probly safer that we do’nt know becuase if we did we wuld probly just abuuse it or something or try and geneticly modify to make it better..

A clevr analogey is that the alphbet is likebilding blocks. now if you have bilding blocks you can just go about bilding one thing and then you brek it and you bild another. we bild the words up and using the lettres but we can make millons of difrent combinashuns of words from them! Aslong as you are’nt in a speling competishun than whateve you spel does’nt matter so you can go wild and have fun!

That’s all i can relly tell you about the alphbet for now! in terms of everything there is I’d have to give the alphbet a 26 out of 26. Thats an alphbet joke by-the-way! No, it wuld be a 10 out of 10 in all seriesnes.

Sissors

this is anohter dangeros reveiw to be publishng (thou not as dangeros as fier was) BUT i have decidid to publish regardlis of this. PEOPLE NED TO KNO. this reveiw will dubbel as also a savety precoshin so you can lern how to use sissors and not get hurt or even worse: maymed or even worse: kild.

Firstoff: sissors are very sharp! they were invented to cut things so they have to be sharp. when handling sissors you must becareful and work slowlee and meticulislee so that you dont get cut or cut someone els. aLways hold the sissors tight with a firm grip and always cut strate lines only becuase curvey lines are an addvansed techneek and if you do’nt know what your doing then you ar going to get cut. so just play it cool, chum. if ever want to pass the sissors to a frend then heres what you do:

1.)    stop using the sissors.

2.)    take a deep breth.

3.)    grip the sissors by blades (must be closd otherwise you get cut!!!)

4.)    offr the sissors to you frend

5.)    they take the sissors by the handles

6.)    you let go and take 2 paces backwords. 

7.)    ONLY THEN can your freind use the sissors so you do’nt get cut

Now you may be wundering wy you do this in such a fashin. wy should you have to hold the blade when passing the sissors? wy shud I have to run the risk of getting cut? you may ask. Well! firstl, if you past the sissors the opposite way you could hurt your friend which is BAD. basically becuase you hold the blade you are in control. you the boss of the sissors. secondlee, if on accident something bad hapens then you will get cut and not your freind. this is calld self-sacrifis and it is nobl. Your freind will be glad that they did not have to get cut and may even go into a life debt with you or something simalar.

A nother importnt thing to renember with sissors is that you MUST NEVER run with them! i canot emfasize this enuff. if you run with sissors then you take your life in your own hands and seing as you alredy holding some sissors in there its not the savest place for your life now isit? the main resin you do’nt run with sissors is because you can get cut if you run into a wall or if you fall donw. You could even run into someon els and they could get cut. also, if you run with sissors you will be tired when you rech your destinashun. like if you are running to your office to cut up an importint tax return form than when you get there you maybe to tierd to use the sissors. If you are ever to tierd to use sissors than you must just WALK AWAY. you wud’nt try to driv a car when you tierd, wuld you? Well! this is the same. someone could get cut!

Sissors MUST be kept out of children! if children can get to sissors than they can play with them and sissors is not a toy! in the wrong hands sissors can be a wepin just ask a terrerist. ecsept you ca’nt because they go to jale for that sort of behaveyer. Sissor safety should be taught to children just after they have lernt to walk and grab things of the taybl BUT befor sex educashun. a child can use a sissor if there is a adult nerby and the adult can say helpful things like ‘cut neatlee’ and ‘no no no, do’nt cut Jeremy the cat he is your frend’. if child does get sissors by itself than you must act clam. if you are not clam than the child could freakout and get cut or cut a pet or something. What you need to do is try negoshyate with the child and say ‘lets try sort this out im shore nobode has to get hurt here, son’ and than you get the sissors and its alright. if negoshyating is not working than you can try to bribe the child with a swete and becuase they are young they will fall fore that sort of rubbish. thats why they get stole so easy cos they gullybell. im on a tangerint now so ill stop.

The story behind the berth of scissors is a good one too. The first kweshun one needs to aks is ‘which came first? Sissors or knife?’ becuase it is an important thing to know. Do you know? Most people will say ‘knif’ but that is rwong. It was infact the sissor. sissors were around for loads of years until someone dropped one on accsdent and it broke and became two knifes! they are both good tools to have around the house ech with there own pros and cons. there really is no seprating them in terms of which is better.  BUT it is sissor. sissors was invented at the same time around the world by verios diffrent people. These people were all sick and tierd having to cut things with sharp rocks and their teeth and were in ned of somethng new. And then bang! Sissors. some of the orrigenel sissors that were made wer so bad that if not used proply could kill! Some sissors were creted with too many blades on them and would instead go onto become other inventions like sawblades or papper shredders. The sissors that you and i use these days have been tried-and-tested by milllions of people to make sure thay are save.  theres a lot of sceince  behind the modernday sissor so if anything gose wrong, chances ar, its your fault.

eventhough sissors was invented by so many people at the same tiem no-one fort over who got the credit and this was good. everyone just agreed that having sissors around had made the world a much better place and there was no need to attribut the invention to any signle person.

the basic formular for sissors is this:2 plastic sircls with holes in them and 2 longish rectangles which are ech sharp at one end. that is sissors. the sircles go on the ends of the rectangels and then the rectangels are connectid with I think a pin. but it can move. and then you put your thum and finger closest to thum in the sircles and you open and close in the direcshun of the thing you want to cut. WITH COSHIN!. ones you have lerned how to sissors than you are good becuase you never forget its liek rideing a bisircle. 

here are some pictures to practis your sissors on. get adult suppervisin incase you are a child otherwise off-you-go! take it slo and you’l get the job done! 

BECAREFUL NOW! Nice and slo!

I think thats all i can say about sissors for now. to sum it all up i think i would give sissors about a 8.2 out of 10 in terms of everything there is. I hop this reveiw has clered up any kweshuns you may have hadded about sissors and that you can now use them savely. TAKE CAER!

wATer

i was going to do ghosts befor I did water but since i did fire everyone was messing about with it and i got 

alot of complains from them. i WILL NOT pay for hosptial bills etc. you played with fier not me and i sed you shouldnt play with it right-off-the-bat becuase its so dangeros.

Well! before i start talking about water in great lengths i need to point out some failsaf ways which can be use to identify water. if you didnt know, water is a liqwid. however lots of things are liqwid so youve got to know what to look out for. forexample: poison is a liqkwid. custard can aslo be a liqwid too. here are some tips to hepl you from getting mixed up.

first and fourmost water has a very soft texture and is wet to the touch. water can be put into various containers liek cups, jugs, vases and pockets. water is also flavourless most of the time and, becuase of this, it is good for making drinks out of becuase you just add flavour to it and there you go. people will tell you that water is blue BUT this is a lie. water has the ability to change colours based on its habitat. like if water is in the see then it is blue. this is because of the sun and refracshun of light through clouds and other sceince stuff.  in swamps water is green becuase of alge and snakes and leaves and probably clorofill but I am not sure. If you ever see red water than becareful becuase it may just be blood! The truth is that water is actually colourless. it is seethrough but not invisble. water CANOT make you invisible, by-the-way. now you to can determine what is and isnt water in your own environment!

Right-of-the-bat it is importnat to note that water is the opposite of fier. if there are equal amounts of both fire and water than they will cancel ech other out and you will be left with a gooy black paste which is good-for-nothing. if you tride to get fire in your house last week and it got out of control than water is just the ticket to solve your problem. it can be found in a lot of places around the house because it occurs naturally. water hangs around in taps and showers and baths. if you have a garden than you can sometimes find it if you dig really deep though it also lives in hosepips and sprinklrs to and you just have ot bring it inside to use it. if you are desperate than you can also your own body. it is a widely known fact that the human body is actually sventy percent water even if your a fat person. its always 70 no matter what.

Now that we may be solved anyones fire problems we can move onto the tough stuff and really get to grips with the more importnat informatin about water. This history of water is one that is shrowdid in mystry and it is often jumbled up becuase people don't take the time to lern it properly. let's get one thing straight: water was here long before people were, so we are in its territry and should treat it with the respect it desrves. the first person to discover water was, it is widely beleved, not a person but a amoeba. he was born in the water and didnt really appreciate it too much becuase he was very young and frivolis. fast-forward millions of years and youl get to some cretures that know the true value of water becuase they got thirsty and were tired of drinking just blood. So they drank wter and it was good so they kept doing it. Drinking water was al the rage bakc then and all the animals were doing it. some cavemen came along and started doing it too and it just stuck til today, really. since then we'v come a long way. cleaning was re-invented after the discovery of water becauase cleaning did exist but water came along and made it mor effectiv. people were able to bath in it to and so they also got clean. It is also criticl to take note that once everyone started using water it wasn't long before floating was invented. Floating has been one of the biggest leaps forward in our history beacuse it would lead to the eventual discovry of ships, and then ilands and those things are useful. now you come to prety much today and you just look around and know that the reason things are so good is becuase of water. not just becuase we'r made of it or drink it alot but becuase it helps us so much everyday! we use water when we go to the tolet. we use water to bath and shower. we use water to make make coffee. See? I havent even got past brekfast and already Iv named 3 really importnt thigns water is used for.

water is a prescshis substnse and should be treated acoordingly. iv always mantaned that 'if you trete water right it will trete you right' and vice-verse. we should always try to the best of our abiliti to conserv water becuase there are some people in the world who dont have water and we shoould be thankfull. DONT leave taps ruining! DONT run a bath and then skip it and go play tv games! DONT have unnessaserry water fights with your frends! THINK of the children who dont hav water!

recently water has come under internashunil scrutney becuase of wat happened in Japan with that big wave thing. right-off-the-bat it was horrible and not funny. people died becuase of it and loads of people were levt with out homes and loved-ones. it was a horrendis event and has shatterd Japan's economy now and for yers to come to. HOWEVER everyones giving water all the blame and i dont think thats fare. It was an erthkwayke what did it. the erthkwayke caused the water to do what it did and so the water shouldnt be blamed. it was basically just a scapegot. iSaac Newtin didnt shout at the apple because it hit on the hed no! because he knew that it was gravity what threw the apple at him and he said 'this apple is completly innocent of all charges brote aganst it and it was gravity wat was reponsible for it hitting me'. so its the same thing, youl see.

Now you may be asking yorself how can water help me? well! let me show you some ways:

1. Drinking.                                         5.

2. putting out fiers.                               6.

3. cleaning                                           7.

4. washing.                                          8.

and there are literally thosands of others but i cant go on all day can i? thats why i left some blank so you can have a ges at some of the ways water can be used.

sometimes water is used for pleasure. these are considerd to be lesure activitees and water is a must! pools are GOOD FUn when they have water in them becuase you can swim and float if you know how. you can have water fights with your frends as well as your enemes. its versatil liek that. if you are at the beach than its just like a bigger pool exsept saltier and with more people and sometiems naked children. you can swim there and float aswell but you can also do things like surf and paddle and bodybord. and if you  hav enuf money you can jetski or go on a boat. inside the house water is used in things like jacuzzs and fountins. it can even be kept in beds but this may not be the best idea becuase if you pop the bed youl get wet.

i think thats all there is to say about water for the moment but if i come up with anymore il do an addendim to this reveiew. On-the-hole id have to give water straight-up a 10 out of 10 becuase theres no denyng just how useful it is.

FIRE

This is a big one! hopefuly this reveiw helps you to understnd the true nature of fier and why i beleive deserves a 10/10 in terms of eveything there is. wHere to start though? seeing as fire is a very large topic to talk about im going to start by discusing its’ history.

It was originaly beleived that fire was a gift from the gods but this is absolute rubish of course. it is a well known fact that fire was both discovered as well as inventd at the same tiem. It’s just one of thos things. it was discovered by a cavemen billions of years ago in the B.C. it was found during the rain too, which was grate because everyone could get warm afterwrds. after a succesfull hunting expedshun to catch a dinosaur      or whatever, the cavemen returnd to there cave to discovr  that there was a fire there already. One of them had left a toster on on accident and it had caught fire whislt they were out. At first the cavemen reacted with fear because it was somethng theyd never seen before. eventually however they ended up cookign the dinosaur meet on it and then ate it (the dinosaur meet not the fire). after doing that they started using the fire for other stuff like they playd games with it and gave it to their frends in nearby caves.  cavemen also thought fire was so important that they even drew it into their cave paintings.

Fast forward like a billion and some years to about teh 1600s. fire was used to burn down the London bridge to make way for a better one and also to destroy the Bubonic playg. fire went underground for a while after this, only to reappear later on the 1900s when it was pared up with metal and railways to invent the train. it was a steam train and it could travel at quite a good spped. It wasnt much later that fire would become a household name. just go look in your kicthen right now. Think of all the fire in there and how it helps you do everything in there. There’s fire in the oven. In the microwav. Thers fire in the light in the kithcen. There’s even fire in the frijge. It doesn’t make sense right now but yes the heat of fire is used to maek the cold in your frijge. Just be thankful that somebody tamed fire bcause it can be very dangerous.  

Fire shuold come with soem kind of warning lable on it. It would say ‘becareful because this is hot and burns’ except it cant because the fire would burn it up. Fire is like that. people need to know though and hopefuly this reveiw can help. Especially infants and babies becuase they get burnd often. fire is a notoreous killer. It is relentles and is probably responsibel for the deaths of at least a hundred thowsand people each year. thats right. Some people survive fire sure but they are then burn victims and you get diffrent degrees of burn victims depending on the severeity of the brun. But basicaly you spend a few months looking like a mummy and thats NO FUN. So be careful around fire.

Fire has soooo many uses as i sed earlier. im not going to list all of them becuase there are alot. Basically if something is flammable you can use fire on it, so that counts as a use.

I will go over the most important ones though:

1.) burning stuff.

2.) cooking food.

3.) heat

4.) light

5.) heat and light at the same time.

i have also been told that fire can be used a weapon like in a gun or something but that sounds liek a horribl thing to do to someone. Unless they deserve it. fire can be used to scare people who don’t understand what it is becuase they dont know what it is and its scary. They will probbly think it is magic or advanced sceince and then you can bend them to your will. fire can be used to send messages to other people in the form of signils though it is dangeros to send messages like this and letters are much saver. Fire also creats smoke as a byproduct and smoke is also quite good though not as good as fire is.

Fire is very popular in modern culture. There are lots of books about fire. and music and songs about fire. even bands named after fire. ALot of movies are also about fire. at this point it is also poynunt to note that all of the abovementioned things can be destroyed by using fier and this is like irony or hyperbolee or something.  Fier also has great esthetic  value. It can be seen in tatoos. It can be seen on cars as a sticker or sometimes coming out of the exhaust even. Fire can also be kept in the house but only in a fireplace, otherwise it can get out of control. Which is BAD. DO NOT let fire get out of control. You shouldn’t use fire on people atall. However this rule can be ignorde if the person is already dead then you can burn them to make ash. This is what cremashun is. Then you can use the ash for something else but mostly people keep it in vazes on the counter and say “that’s uncle Terry over there on the counter”. OR they throw it in the see.

 

If you want your own fire around the hous then there are a few ways you can get a fire going. These are:

          1. Matches

          2. lighters

          3. get it from a neighber

          4. Also the SUN   

      apparently you can also get fire from sticks and rocks but i dont know how to do this. I mighthve seen it in a movie once but I thought it was a special effec and not a tried-and-tested method or real. becareful when you have the fire though so you don’t get hurt. It would be in your best intrest to wear gloves or have water nearby just incase. Definitely keep out-of-reach of children.  Sand is also good. It can put thefire out if you throw it on it and the children can also play in it (the sand). Things which are flammable burn and things which are inflammable burn to. It means the same thing so dont get confused. It is not widely known that everything burns. It may not look liek it but yes it will burn. It just takes longer.  If by chance you do catch fire you should immediately as fast as possible do the following: stop drop and roll. Fire is sometimes soo dangerous that some people think you should play with guns before you play with fire. YOU be the jugde!

Well! Thats really all there is to know about fire. I hope this reveiw has helpt open your mind to the truly awe-inspring power that fire possesses. It’s tough to give fier anything below a ten out of 10 because of just how great it is. So 10.

hAmsters

ths is a reveiw about hamsters. Hamsters are small mammels which are often kept as pets by people. they are furry and live in cages. Hamsters are not as big as cats but are definitely smaller than dogs. They tend to b overlooked simply because they ar not really great pets and also becuase they are small and you don't alwyas see them. it Is my intention to use this reveiw to highlite some of the importnt points about hamsters as well as to discus some of there history as well also.

Contrary to popular beleif hamsters were not invented by people but were insted evolved from dinosaurs billions of years ago. small dinosuars, sure, but dinosaurs none-the-less. hAmsters used to be quite vicsious-looking creatures and had things like claws and tusks and could secrete poison. sOme scientists also believe that certian speceis of hamsters could even fly. Over time and through the magic of evolutoin hamsters became less violint and more freindly. This was a wise choice on teh hampsters part because people like them more as they are now. Hamsters are herbivoreous by nature and eat things that are plants and/or green. Some hamsters have been known to be cannibals because they sometims eat other hampsters. Hamsters do not eat people. Any more.

it was somewhere around the 1200 A.Ds that hamsters were first discovred. it was under a rock or in a cave or something. it was only later howevr in like the 1900s that hamstes were tamed for the first time. tHe first tamed hamster was showcsed in a traveling circus and gathered alot of attention. This would eventually lead to the popularity of hamspters increasng worldwide as well as to their resultign status ofbeing grate pets.

In modern society hamsters, are kept as pets by about 95% of people. the other 5% have dogs or Cats. hamsters live inside small houses. these houses are inside cages because the hamster is notouries for being very savety conscius. hamsters spend most of their days doing hamster things. this includes:

a.) running on hamster wheels.

b.) sleeping.

c.) eating other hamsters.

d.) biting small children that liek to squueze them.

e.) sleeping more.

hamsters can be taught a variety of tricks. however, the lerning process is a tough one because hampsters do not speak english at all. however through a combinatoin of hand signals and electric stimultion the desired outcome can b acheived. as i mentioned earlier hamsters are herbiverous. when kept as pets thay will eat nuts, smaller nuts, and sawdust. this is useful because hamsters also live in sawdust. being very small means that hampsters are also veyr portable. what this means is that you can take your hamstr to school or even to your freinds house. they can slip easily into socks, backpacks, pockets, and also can be placed under most hats. Hamsters can even be put in the mouth.  ihave treid it and would not recmmend it because i almost swallowed it and that would be bad. and they are furry and it is not a grate texture at all.

hamsters are a great 'starter' pet for young children because they are smaller than dogs etc. this means that if parents want to test out there childrens pet-keeping abilities then hampsters are the way to go. if the child is able to take care of the hamster than they can maybe get a bigger pet in the future like two hamsters, a dog, or even a snak.e however, if the hamster dies (not to be confused wiht sleeping) than the parents might have to reconsider geting a nother pet or getting no pet atall.

hamsters are able to live for long periods of time, ranging betwen 1 day to 4 years. yes, it may sound like a gamble, but if you can mantain a hamster well then it will be just the best pet ever. 4 year old hamstes are considerd very old by hampster standards because they are like 73 in human years or soemthing and should be treated with respect and not thrown around or whatevr. hamsters can be turned into more hamsters by breeding them. you will need a boy hamster and a girl hamster to do this and a house for them to go in. baby hamsters are very cute but sometimes the girl hamster will eat them. i don't know why. DONOT try to breed hamsters with other animals becuase it is a bad idea and the world just isnt ready for those sort of thngs.

in conclusion, let's look at some of the pros and cons of hamsters:

Pros:                                                                Cons:

- small                                                             - small

- portable                                                        - can be swallowd on accident

- entertainging                                                  - cnanot understand english

- have a grate history

-can be turned into more hamsters

well! i hope this reveiw of hamsters has helped to change some of your opinoins about hamsters and, in the future, you may consider getting a hamster as a pet. i would rate hmasters as being about 7.8 out of 10 in terms of eveyrthing there is.