gHost Post

Sorry it’s been so long! I was away learning new things. Without much ado here: this is a post about ghosts and I must tell you I was hesitant to write about ghosts because I am completely afraid of them.

There are a few types of different ghosts. Friendly ghosts, evil ghosts, and ghosts that just sort of do their own thing because they don’t want to be a bother to anyone. This third type of ghost doesn’t want to upset anyone and they will be quite happy just flitting about doing ghost stuff.

 If you have ghosts then you need to weigh up whether you should get rid of them or not. If they are friendly then they can be a boon to your family and can even entertain your friends. You could even use them for great pranks. However, if they are evil you should perhaps consider getting in somebody who can exorcise them as soon as possible. Usually a priest. If the priest gets to your door and says ‘woah! I feel a strong presence here, I can’t help you’ then you must go upstairs right then and pack your bag because it is time to go. Catch a lift with the priest but ask him to drop you off at a place of safety and not at the church.

If you are ever in a relationship with another person and the two of you share a place together, if one of the people is like ‘yo, there is a ghost in here, I saw it’. You should leave. I’ve seen it in movies. You should just leave. If you don’t, more odd stuff will start happening. Chairs will float about. Vases will be broken. Doors will slam. There will be thumping noises in the night which nobody can explain. Sometimes people will say ‘oh, no, it is just the wind, stop worrying about it, love’ and if you live with this kind of person you must leave them immediately and find a new person who understands ghosts and live with them instead. It will be better for you in the long run.

There are ways that you can get rid of ghosts yourself but I would recommend getting in a professional rather than running the risk of making your ghost angrier. If you want there are movies you can watch which will help you on the subject. Be careful to watch with the lights on. if you are wanting to do a horror marathon about ghosts then I think you should throw in a few friendly ghost movies to balance things out. Otherwise things might get too creepy.

You can try and communicate with the ghost. English might work but if the ghost is foreign you might have to get in a translator to help you out. You can also use an Ouija board because all ghosts speak Ouija. It’s like there thing. Invite some friends around when you do it and maybe get a cheese fondue, try and make a night of it. If the ghost does talk to you then you should ask it questions which only a ghost should know. That way you can know for sure it is actually a ghost and not just some demon or religious figure trying to have a laugh. You can maybe even ask the ghost to leave nicely in this way.

There is a large debate as to whether ghosts exist or not but I can tell you definitively that they do exist. It’s common sense. I haven’t seen a ghost myself but that’s no excuse not to believe it, hey. I mean you don’t see oxygen but you believe in that. you can’t see your money in the bank right now but you believe it’s there. So, yeah, ghosts are basically like that. when I eventually do see a ghost I’ll be like ‘yeah, well, I knew it but this is just vindication’.

Some particularly evil ghosts will try and possess people they come into contact and this is something you do not want, I’m telling you. You can know for sure if a person is possessed by checking whether they are doing things which are different to the normal things they used to do.

-          Does the person in question have a much deeper voice and yell ‘get out get out’ a lot?

-          Can the person levitate or float?

-          Does the person’s head sometimes spin around 360 degrees for no apparent reason?

If you know somebody who is doing this type of behaviour then you must start looking for somebody who can help you. Quickly.

Sometimes people will put on white sheets. These types of people are not ghosts they are just good-time pranksters. They are not possessed, I’ll tell you, just trying to have a laugh. We’ve all been there.

I don’t really know where to rate ghosts in terms of everthhing there is but I wouldn ever rank them low bcause that would probably offend them. So 8.3/10.